Character Bios

Conner-
The main character(blatant self insert). He just kinda does stuff and it works. Most decisions are just on a whim. He is decently knowlegeable of the new post apocalyptic America.

The Chicken-
The Other Main Character that follows Conner around. Dressed in a KFC Chicken costume, with a Playstation built in. Talks only in video game sound clips, if at all. Has a replica keyblade for some reason. Massive Furry.

Villans and Miscreants

Ace-
Some rando kid that thinks he's a ninja. Not really good at anything. Works for Soulja Boy

Soulja-Boy/Bot
A villain turned traveling partner after we kill his mentor, Ted Kaczynski, and seal Soulja-Boy into a suit of armor.He is a full on reference to Fullmetal Alchemist and I didn't even have any subtlety doing it. (Then Again when do I ever?)

Misc

Will, Wyatt, and Truman-
Some old friends that I decided to write in for a bit of a laugh. As well as to fulfill our collective dream of becoming pirates, even if it's just fiction.